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Your mom 

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.
"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."
Your mom by Carrot135 July 20, 2023

Your Mom 

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.
I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.
Your Mom by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

your mom 

"your mom" is a sentence used to describe very fat whales
guy 1: dude look, your mom
guy 2: thats a whale.
guy 1: i know
your mom by halloweencar June 9, 2023

Your Mom 

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.
Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha
Your Mom by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023

your mom 

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden
your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?
your mom by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023

your mom 

<the mom you never had>
Hey where's mum?
You mean your mom ??? LOLLLL
your mom by ryui August 29, 2023