WIndow washer

Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.

Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.

As I was finishing she acted up so I gave her the window washer biatch!!!!!!

by Dirtymatrix101 June 20, 2008

Window Wiper

The act of farting on a window, and licking off the condensation.

Kid 1: You Suck.
Kid 2: Atleast im not a window wiper.
Kid 1: :'(

by Jizzy Gargler August 7, 2011

The Window Thing

No, really. Does anyone know what the hell this is? I assume a window is involved somewhere, and whenever someone mentions it people who know say "Ew!", so it's probably filthy.

"What the hell is The Window Thing?" "Ew!"

by Egg November 21, 2004

porn window

a computer

Porn window: like a regular window except when you look into it, instead of seeing the outside, you see porn.

by redhen October 19, 2010

windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless

"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."

by ihateu January 16, 2005

Windows

windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

by charli January 19, 2004

pickle window

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the pickle window, man!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008