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Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.
Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018
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bro from a different walmart

me and my bro from a different walmart played minecraft last night
by computernerd2222 April 15, 2020
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Like a water from Walmart off the stack

When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.
Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean
by Zer0Rebel4 November 25, 2021
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Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart
Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad
by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022
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ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.
Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022
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2 Dolar Walmar

"i coulda got da shit 2 dolar walmar"
by Tohst September 2, 2022
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