bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 07, 2013

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Garbgombgo Bean

It's a garbanzo bean with mild brain trauma

"Hey man you ever eaten a garbgombgo bean?"
"No you retarded fuck, they don't fucking exist"

by Galactic927 May 12, 2020

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bean play

noun, When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles your nads in a soft, caressing manner.

When i go to the massage parlor, i always ask the nice Korean lady to go "extra soft," so she would proceed to give me some bean play.

by Rhett Perry December 11, 2007

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Bean Flickr

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation for a female.

"Wow girls did you see that man? He is going into my Bean Flickr"

by Kiersuk January 16, 2012

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Drain the Bean

To frig the bean aka clitoris until it cums and better yet, squirts and soaks. Also applies to someone rubbing the clit and lending a helping hand.

I plan to drain the bean tonight. I’m so horny.

I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.

Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.

by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018

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