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Lilly Willy 

A soft, flaccid, white penis.
Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.

He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.

Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
Lilly Willy by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis 

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous
"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"

Extreme Wet Willy 

Wet willies righteously delivered by Spiderman, typically using his famous hand signal that also enables him to shoot webs from his wrist.
Ricardo: WHOA! Was that Spiderman! He just gave me an Extreme Wet Willy!

Mitch: Well duh. It is Sunday.
The act of picking your ass for shit or sweat and going up to a buddy and sticking your finger in their ear and yelling POO WILLY! Very similar to the wet willy except for the source of material put on finger.
Ryan Garringer and John Nelson are homos so i gave their bitch asses a poo willy.
poo willy by J. Carlos Perez January 11, 2009

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili 

what a queer cowboy does.
What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

the willy nelson 

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson
the willy nelson by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007