Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

Desktop background of the week

Desktop background of the week is an award given by the YouTuber "YuB" to express how well the Background is. He puts it as his background and the creator gets to brag about how their drawing showed up on some lazy old dad's computer.

"You.. win.. "Desktop background of the week" so great job, I guess..."

by Classytango on yt sub to me no August 20, 2021

Week on the street

In the restaurant world when someone gets "suspended". Time off without pay. Onecannot pick up any shifts

Kayla didn't show up for her shift. she will get a week on the street.

by Kittycatgirly May 3, 2018

worrisome week

The three days before and the three days after your female companion, either former or present, is supposed to start her period. It is referred to as worrisome because during this time period, if she does not begin her period, then she is pregnant with your unwanted child and you are now screwed.

Jim: "Jill is suppose to start her period in three days."

Fred: "ahhh. The beginning of the worrisome week!"

by 4pm February 27, 2011

The week of fish

When you spend a whole week around a girl who’s pussy smells like fish

Andrea: Oh my god, it smells like fish in here
Amy: No that’s just Betty’s pussy
Andrea: Well, it’s looks like it’s going to be the week of fish

by Drew Diamond October 13, 2019

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

Mac DeMarco Week

it’s Mac Demarco Week! 7 days of Mac from December 10th to the 17th !
Day one : Your favorite song
Day two: First song you listened to
Day three: underrated song

Day four: favorite album

Day five: favorite lyric
Day six: favorite Mac photo

Day seven: most listened to

person 1 “it’s feeling like a Mac DeMarco kind of day”
Person 2 “actually it’s Mac DeMarco Week”
Person 1 “wow really?”

by decayrey December 10, 2023