i typed this with my nose

You're not special. I've done it too.

You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.

by insertpseidonym October 31, 2017

Typewriter

An automatic weapon. most often used on somebody (usually a batty boy) who tries to test a rudeboy, badman or original Jamaican dondadda

gunshot-a-ring, typewriter sing

by Cuzzin Itt Uv Da Swamp January 20, 2017

typekwando

Using text on the internet for self-defense.

When someone says something discouraging, or personally harmful about your post, or character on the internet. (Usually in text.)

Respond with some typekwando.

by Stephan Mrigesh October 20, 2009

typeface

Adjective used to describe an individual who has many well known permutations of bitch face.

Why does Becky always look so angry? She’s such a typeface bitch, I can never tell if it’s resting or not.

by rvaboywonder November 23, 2017

Tynan Typewriter

The act of inserting a single finger into ones vagina and anus at an alternating pace, like typing on a typewriter.

My mrs asked for one in the bum while I was fingering her, so I gave her the Tynan Typewriter.

by Ciggotsucker May 10, 2017

Miami Typewriter

When one does a line of cocaine off the back of an iguana but instead of sliding one's face, you slide the iguana under your nose. After doing so, one rotates the iguana and slides it back to the other side of their face (as if resetting a typewriter) and then does another line of cocaine off of the iguana. The process is repeated as many times as needed.

Everyone was really tired from working an overnight shift, so they did a few Miami Typewriters to keep from falling asleep.

by AssetMgr September 21, 2018

typed

what I did

Buy me I typed bottle of enchanting!

by #Leonardo The Vinci September 30, 2019