Twat

1. Slang term for vagina.
2. (When twinned with "posh") A spoilt child of a hardworking rich person.
3. An insult.
4. (When in the form "twatted") Drunk.
5. A slap, typically to the head or groin.

1. My girlfriend has such a nice twat.
2. That posh twat has a mansion the size of a suicide bomber's balls and still complains about poor living conditions! Unbelievable!
3. Piers Morgan is such a twat.
4. It's a party, let's get twatted!
5. You can't really make a sentence out of this one.

by Sulphuric_Glue March 2, 2015

Twat bag

A twat bag - a name for someone who is an idiot but it's true meaning is a vagina with a ballsack hanging off of it . This is not actually real but... Imaginable

One direction are nothing but a bunch of twat bags!

by kRaZ3_L0Y4LTY_01✌️👊 June 19, 2015

twat dick

Twat Dick meaning is a slur of gaming in between useless and annoying

Aaron is a Twat Dick because he carnt play gta

by vs sonic September 15, 2015

Jazz Twat

The gay looking facial hair arrangement worn by ex-Wham singers for example. The one that looks like they have been sucking on an exhaust pipe.

Mate,somebody has painted a circle on your mouth...oh no, it's just a jazz twat.

by Gary Bundy August 2, 2007

Hamburger Twat

A raunchy, raw twat, usually belonging to a girl who "gets around". The look of one can be much like that of an old plate of raw hamburger

Tyler: Well, did you go down on her?
Jon: No dude. That girl totally had a hamburger twat. It was nasty.

by Andy_duke December 27, 2007

Cum twat

When your surrounded by kumquats and your girl is being a whore. Get that dude's kumquats out of your mouth. I don't care if it tastes citrus!

Man your girl is all over that dude in the citrus grove. Damn what a cum twat! Get that fruit out of your face!

by LittleDHammer December 10, 2016

Twat

A word used best to describe people: incapable of acting their own age, who take pleasure in pestering someone through cruddy little voice mails and texts..., that get a kick out of arguing with people younger than them, sucking up to kids 6 YEARS younger than them, using eleven year olds instead of themselves to spy on people FAR better than them, people who're friends with fat kids that can only achieve a state of happiness through sucking up various body parts of their body with a vacuum, people that call themselves original but quite obviously are just another run-off-the-mill wemo AND take pictures of themselves bending over in disabled toilets (which says a lot about them) with toilet role on the floor in the background (which they obviously forgot to wipe their ass with - another 'Twat' characteristic) :

ttaM the Twat

by MuckMack August 20, 2009