The Turducken

The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.

ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.

by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021

Turd

1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.

2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.

3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.

1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.

Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!

2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?

Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?

Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!

Mordecai : Your a turd!

Rigby : No, your a turd!

Mordecai : Your the turd!

Both : *Struggle and fight*

Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.

3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.

by Zankatsu March 13, 2011

turd-flop

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.

Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.

by dennierich July 22, 2011

Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Atomic Turd

The event of an unmovable massive shit, usually caused from drug binging, or just having shitty digestion.

Atomic turds are known to hurt.

"Man, after I snorted that line of gack, I didn't poo for a week, what an atomic turd!"

by Shinylemon February 10, 2009

Twister Turd

When you flush the toilet and the water starts a twisting motion as your turd simultaneously hits the flow and starts twisting.

Dude I was about to give up so I flushed the toilet and then my shit came out last second and caused a Twister Turd!!

by dudeiszack August 17, 2010