Blue Tubes

The female eqivalent of "Blue Balls"

Dude, I was bangin' my girlfriend and I gave her blue tubes!

by LupisLupine December 17, 2006

Tubesteak

Slang term for a penis.

"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."

by BanditJeff May 17, 2009

tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis

The combined symptoms of all STDs, which includes tuberculosis, herpies, gohnoreah, siphilis, etc. The carrier of this disease is said to have been the town knob, "everybody gets a turn". Although this disease was thought of during health class while learning about actual STDs, and is not real at all, this disease may become real in the year 3000 give or take a few centuries.

Man that chick must of had sex with like a hundred dudes, she has got to have tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis.

by THECECIL February 26, 2008

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

by Chad H July 25, 2006

tubesteak

A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy

I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up

by Ken Mayo July 2, 2003

The Memphis Tubesock

Masturbating with a vomit covered towel

Chuck did "the memphis tubesock" on himself after a long night in Vegas

by fecal plume October 3, 2009