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step touch

An annoying dance move often put into the choreography of a song when the instructor fails to come up with any other original ideas.
Dude, we better not have to do anymore step touches today or else I'll be forced to boycott Andrea's routines.
by habby March 27, 2008
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can't touch me

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
by TehManOfTehHouse July 25, 2006
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Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"
by Evoslip April 25, 2009
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The Dutch Touch

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.
1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.
by ThatAnimeLover99 August 16, 2014
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the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.
Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.
by echo 9 May 15, 2007
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iPod Touch

The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.
At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.
by I want an iPhone September 24, 2007
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Cheese Touch

Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.
“Bro did you hear that Mo gave Jackson the cheese touch the other day?”

“Haha bro thats so gross”
by lasaga September 25, 2019
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