Wrap your tool 

To practice safe sex in regards to makes, or wear a condom.

Don't be a fool; wrap your tool.

Wrap your tool by garbonzo November 14, 2013

/b/tool

Someone who browses a forum other than 4chan. When they try to be funny they use a /b/ meme.

My friend was pretty funny until I found out he was just a /b/tool getting jokes from 4chan.

/b/tool by bjsherisspeedeh October 1, 2006

timmy the tool 

A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.

omg i like totally got in a fight last night?!
ohhh man with who?
TIMMY THE TOOL!!!

timmy the tool by shibbsterz January 21, 2008

Lama tool 

An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people.

Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool.

Lama tool by Dty86 May 17, 2008

Cool tool 

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!

He uses weed as his cool tool.

Cool tool by sashbri2 May 23, 2009

Five tool hoe 

When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, we all got hammered last nite and went down on that hoe. it was a five tool hoe-down.

Five tool hoe by thesexmasterofpussy January 24, 2010

Crow-Shaped Tool 

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

Crow-Shaped Tool by mikeohl December 14, 2007