Toamter

Someone who refuses to accept how hot they are.

Jess is very hot, but refuses to accept this. She is a Toamter

by Clavus Torquis November 29, 2004

Toasted

A less severe version of roasted. If someone's diss is good but not exceptional.

Dude, Hillary Clinton totally toasted Bernie Sanders in the debate tonight.

by Constitutional Scholar March 13, 2016

Cake Taster

Anyone who performs fellatio on a man's organ. Basically, a substitution of "cake" for "cock". It's OK to use the term about anyone, whether they've actually done the deed or not! Especially effective when implying that a straight guy is lame, or 'queer'.

"That cake taster just cut me off in traffic!" or " What a fucking cake taster! He's afriaid to ask for her number!"

by nasty fantastic April 10, 2009

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003

Toasted

Posting it with the homies
Chillin till the end of time without anything getting in the way

Rachel: Ay lets kick it tonight
Maya: Come over so we can chill like we toasted last night
Rachel: Fersure i'll bring a blunt

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

toasterhead

cool beans guy

toasterhead is poppin' fresh, dood

by Lowtacks July 29, 2003