1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 17, 2010
A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.
WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)
Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.
(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.
Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.
(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.
by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 18, 2013
A mirror in a bathroom which allows a man to stare at his own dick while he is relieving himself. It can be a wall mirror which runs low enough on the wall, or a vanity mirror which has been strategically placed.
Dude, I love taking a piss at Jimmy's house, the dick mirror in the bathroom lets me admire my shit.
by uncle_ruckus June 04, 2010
Getting a boyfriend or hooking up with an ugly/weird guy who you would normally dub but you're with him out of desperation.
Person 1: Damn.. how does Kate always have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.
by Vanita January 17, 2018
Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.
"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."
by Jlightshow October 03, 2013
Damn baby you ain't never had a ginger ? IMMA GIVE YOU THIS LAVA DICK! Careful cause imma throw them magma ropes. You aint never had hot LAVA DICK LIKE THIS BEFORE!
by Desecrator6 February 11, 2020
by UrbanBeauty21 July 19, 2017