Do The Right Thing

A mythical computer instruction. Whatever is right to do at this point in the program, do that.

A new instruction has been added to the PDP-10 instruction set: Do The Right Thing. Please update your programs. (From a MOTD - Message of the day -- on an MIT ITS system.)

by A. P. Damien June 29, 2019

The worst thing you can call someone

10.A Piece of Dirt
9. A Libertarian
8. A Republican
7. A Faggot/ A Dyke
6. A Waste of Human Tissue
5. A Nazi
4. A Frenchman
3. A Shit Stain
2. A Cunt
1. A DIEGO

Diego is the worse thing you can call someone. It'll make your target cry.

by G-Union June 11, 2006

one thing led to another

Fairly common term used to describe the process of events that occur when two individuals meet, grow romantically involved and have sex.

Bob and Sheila got together for a date. They hit it off and went back to Sheila's place. One thing led to another and they ended up sleeping together.

by Wordmaster August 17, 2004

man thing

What a female may refer to a males genitals as

Girl 1: Last night, I was all over his man thing
Girl 2: Wow - you think he is really gagable?
Girl 1: Definitely!

by fs_abq November 18, 2009

The Window Thing

No, really. Does anyone know what the hell this is? I assume a window is involved somewhere, and whenever someone mentions it people who know say "Ew!", so it's probably filthy.

"What the hell is The Window Thing?" "Ew!"

by Egg November 21, 2004

put your thing down

Stop what you're doing; quit messing around

"Put your thing down! We're gonna be late for church!"

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

ain't no such things as halfway crooks

the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

by timhoe December 15, 2020