Grand Wizard Man

The grand wizard man is the best man alive

Person 1: yo bro what's your favorite song
Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat

by TheGrandWizardManFan December 3, 2023

wizard head

When the head is so good it feels like it's from a wizard.

Yeah bro, Makenzie gave me wizard head last night it was crazy, best head I ever had.

by Wizard head March 1, 2017

wizard hounding

When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.

Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.

by Dawgbreff March 7, 2018

Tool Wizard

A person that holds and passes tools for a living.

The Tool wizard Ryan handed me a screwdriver.

by Boolba October 4, 2018

Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023