A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.

Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!

by Apex Mango April 7, 2015

i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)

(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"

by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 18, 2015

Moose

Used to describe products or habits typically performed by boring, middle-class white Americans. Derived from the name of the animal, the moose, which is known to roam snow white covered lands and famously pictured in the opening credits of the hit 90s sitcom "Northern Exposure" that takes place in Alaska and centers around a white couple. Moose was also a preferred hair product for white people in the 90s.

Girl: the best singer in the world HAS to be Twila Paris
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.

by MkCarthy July 3, 2018

Sidhu Moose Wala

The only non black guy who says nigga without being scared.

I am like sidhu moose wala, I am a really cool dude.

by Username not available December 1, 2021

Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and so your testicles bulge out in front and can be clearly seen by everyone.

OMG did you see Ben's massive moose knuckles last night on Family Feud?! Yeah, how'd he even get his pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

gaga moose

4th of July party. it’s an exclamation when your exited. it’s just a way to tell the feelings out. to express your inner crazy.

e.g “oh gaga moose”

by ilovekatyperry September 24, 2023

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020