Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Rodney Hog

Rodney HOG HOG HOG HOG HOG Is takin a shit in Australian Slang

rodney HOG means take a shit, I'm gonna take a Rodney

by xX_SEISUN_Xx October 12, 2016

Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 25, 2024

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

by Guhly December 21, 2023

Bust like a hog

Busting a fat amount of cream

I will bust like a hog in your cat

by Hog September 14, 2021

Eating A Hog

Blowing a man with an excessively large penis as if you were starving to death and eating a hot dog after days with out food

Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog

by Bill Thurston May 6, 2017