Goat Turd

Chocolate filled croissant.

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.

by Pest March 11, 2018

Goat clover

Goat clover or as many call it Black clover is the definition of best new gen nothing can compare

when using the word best new gen say Goat clover

by urlre March 23, 2021

hacker's goat

A cheater in a video game using wall hacks or map hacks to see where enemies are and does poorly on purpose to convince the other team that they aren't cheating to avoid being reported.

Player 1: They stacked B? How did they know we were going there.
Player 2: They have a hacker's goat. They are doing bad on purpose to hide that they are cheating.

by zachiswak December 26, 2018

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.

The team is blowing goats this inning.

by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015

The Mountain Goat

When the female is on top in a reverse cow girl position on all fours. She begins to make goat noises on top, as the male returns the goat call to the female. The more goat calls that happen the higher she climbs the mountain, until both the female and male make the final goat call. Meaning they climbed to the top of the mountain. They both have accomplished the mountain goat.

Last night we did The Mountain Goat and this girl mountain called me so loud.

by lil_mouse December 20, 2018

Goat Nick

a person who is the greatest of all time with the name nick

nick tuned TJ therefore he is the goat, goat nick

by gugsy123 September 9, 2019

goat hooving

When one bends his legs in the shape of a goat hoof in order to teabag someone, or put his nuts on their chin.

Person 1: I goat hooved yo mama last night laymao
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP

by finswaggler April 17, 2021