Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

Doctor Chair

Stephen Hawking

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.

by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023

rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!

Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!

by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019

We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

chair

A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?

A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?

by iamahackernowarrestme September 17, 2021

yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.

Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.

by originofscience July 10, 2011

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022