party table

A table including Agustin, Joana, & Kaela.

Basically it means fun.

This table is such a party table because it has Joana, Kaela, & Agustin.

by 1234748403 January 25, 2011

knights of the rectangular table

the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.

they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.

- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?

-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.

by ram156 April 23, 2008

Get on that table

When one of your friends is getting with someone they are most probably going to be getting on their table. Getting on their table is obvs having sex with them.

*Jordan starts getting off with Lizzie* Ryan shouts; "Get on that table Jordan"

*Caly starts getting with Sarah* Ryan tells Lydia about it... Lydia asks Caly; "You getting on that table?"

by oneangryanarchist April 7, 2011

Balls land menacingly on table

someone who wear a lot of sweaters

Balls land menacingly on table just stepped in the room

by good guy u pls October 18, 2019

Dancing on tables

Any public expression or display of queerness. E.g. going out in drag, wearing pride merch, men wearing makeup etc.

He was dancing on tables so that everyone knew the real him and men might approach him in the club.

by Ren001 July 3, 2021

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008