Spread the Butter

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.

“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

Butter chicken

If Vishnu were to reincarnate as a food this would be it.

Vishnu:Hmm looks like earth needs another savior what should i inccarnate as now?
Shiva:BUTTER CHICKEN!!!!!!!!

by Whitehindu March 18, 2007

duck butter

A creamy substance brewed in the spot between a females vagina and asshole produced by vaginal secretions and ass sweat mixing together.

While engaged in dancing, Alison had some serious duck butter brewing.

by Scottpatricks December 09, 2003

Shit Butter

What is made when you are masturbating with a stick of butter up your ass. You forget about it, and it melts. You put it in a container and it reeks of shit and butter.

Dude I made 7 people puke yesterday with my shit butter, I put it in a sock.

by An Hero 9001 March 26, 2009

Nutter Butter

Semen build-up that is created in the testicles of a male when he has not ejaculated for an extended period of time. The substance is so thick and creamy, that it has the consistency of peanut butter. The term is derived from the slang term "Busting a nut," and from that lovable food item: peanut butter.

"Oh David, you just made NUTTER BUTTER on my stomach.... Where's the bread!?"

by Rusty-Spoon January 10, 2010

Lung butter

Phlegm, mucus, and general by-products of a cold or throat infection.

I'm tired because I was up all night coughing up lung butter

by Niall d January 10, 2007

nat butter

the left over pee and or cum on the end of a dogs penis that attracts nats!

fluffy sure does have a swarm of flies after his nat butter

by fuzzy fluffy October 18, 2009