Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

tickling a pickle

1.) the act of anything making you happy

2.) someone giving you that sloppy toppy yum yum stuff

1.) "when i finally found what i was looking for i was tickling a pickle"

2.) "Katelyn sure did tickle my pickle last night"

by Ur_Ex_Gf's_New_Mommy69 February 21, 2023

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

The Charmin Tickle

When the toilet paper is stacked to high after a shit and when you flush the toilet paper gives your ass a kiss.

Bro have you ever heard of Posiden's kiss

Yeah

Well I just got hit by The Charmin Tickle

by Bruhtatoes February 12, 2024

Tickle me elmo

Is when you shower at a buddy's place dump out his shampoo and conditioner and fill them up with your baby gravy to help with his texture of his hair.

Dustin was at the gym said something about his tickle me elmo and how much bounce his hair had.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.

Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing

by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023