a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

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Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

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Back Swimmer

When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.

I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.

by Libbydunn February 14, 2024

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Back Swimmer

When you give back shots and there’s semen on their back.

Last week I finally got with Katie and gave her hella back swimmers.

by Libbydunn February 14, 2024

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Border swimmer

Puerto Rican people

Jumbo: “God I love Puerto Rico! Home of the Border swimmers!!”

by THE GUACAMOLE NIGGA PENIS December 16, 2024

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Night Swimming

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.

"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.

by just an old dude June 29, 2025

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