a sweaty fortnite kid is a kid that has an obsession with fortnite or roblox. they usually use outdated terms like ‘cringe’ or ‘yolo’ unironically. if you see one, the best thing to do is just walk away as one of their best tactics is to be so dumb that half of your brain cells die.
person 1: Should we go down to Starbucks for some drinks?
person 2: Yeah sure, hey, what’s that kid playing basketball doing?
sweaty fortnite kid: That was so cringe, I almost dunked that bruh.
person 1: oh don’t mind them. Their just a sweaty fortnite kid.
person 2: Yeah sure, hey, what’s that kid playing basketball doing?
sweaty fortnite kid: That was so cringe, I almost dunked that bruh.
person 1: oh don’t mind them. Their just a sweaty fortnite kid.
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It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
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