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Cock surprise

A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.
I was about to give her a cock surprise but she had braces .
by dasilva1 October 5, 2010
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Professional Surprise Sex Giver

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.
by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015
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tinder egg surprise

A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
by taerc August 12, 2015
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Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise

When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!
Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!
by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010
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Suprised

The incorrect way to spell surprised.

There's two R's, people, not one!
'I was so suprised when my boyfriend finally asked me to marry him.' Emma posted on Facebook, only for someone to correct her grammar.
by you're not the boss of me February 15, 2019
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Mexican Surprise

When a girl goes down on a guy and puts a finger up his ass without him expecting it.

The Mexican Surprise was popularized by the award winning film "Y Tu Mama Tambien".
Yah, she's awesome, except she gave me a Mexican Surprise last night.
by dj tightFold September 16, 2010
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Porcelain Surprise

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.
"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"
by STEW POT November 7, 2006
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