Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.

Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.

by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018

Milkshake Surprise

When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her

I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise

by afliiee March 12, 2020

The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse

Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex

by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021

tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.

I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

blue waffle

by Hampharm October 25, 2015

Tostito Surprise

When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.

Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!

by Bingus. January 27, 2022

Salisbury Surprise

The act of opening someone else's pants and shitting in their pants.

John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?

by Dicky Big February 27, 2020