angle strangle

When your scarf is too tight

"Wow, that kid over there's having a real angle strangle.

by Rorynator May 21, 2017

textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

krazy stranger

The Krazy Stranger is when one coats thier hands in Krazy Glue, lets it dry, and Proceeds to "Rub one out".

"Ever since my girlfriend left me, my coping mechanism is a weekly krazy stranger."

by Cpt.Kidd June 22, 2017

sideways stranger

Sexy position in which the man is on his left side and the women has her left leg between his legs and her right leg across is body. While arching her back to lift her third eye to his one eyed snake they proceed in the art of intercourse while the man rubs her love button

We did the sideways stranger the other night and it was amazing

by Thasriht November 25, 2017

Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function

I got so couch stranded last night

by Ebisedo June 28, 2018

Homicidal Stranger

The act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.

Johnny attempted the homicidal stranger last night and went a little too far.

by Pootytang25 July 12, 2018

Peeking Stranger

When a penis is extruding out of a mans underwear

Dude I was walking around with a peeking stranger last night

by Satxn May 27, 2018