Squatana 

Katanas for your squad

Nigga let's go to Earthbound and get a Squatana.

Squatana by PimpDaddyFresh March 7, 2015

squat cobbler 

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

squat cobbler by kaw26 July 18, 2016

squat sergeant 

Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.

Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.

squat sergeant by PapaBear5 July 11, 2016

Squead 

A penis fart.

Person 1: "I don't know what came out of my dick but it seemed like a fart."

Person 2: "you mean a squead"

Squead by Mykahl January 19, 2017

Squatergate 

Trump and his administration in the days that followed the 2020 Presidential election when Trump would not leave the White House upon defeat.

Biden was not allowed to begin his duties after the 2020 election due to Squatergate.

Squatergate by vdaye November 15, 2020

squatters gromit 

Yeast infection of the scrotum.

Shit my squatters gromit is itchy, I need some canesten.

squatters gromit by Ilovefrogs69 March 19, 2022

stomp squatch 

a filthy sasquatch. typically a female.

god, i want to thrash that stomp squatch. she's such a dirty whore.

stomp squatch by princess mountainhammer October 15, 2007