spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

spankess

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.

Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

slanky

Slang for "penis".

She totally wants my slanky.

by Wilson October 10, 2003

Slanking

Sleep wanking

I couldn't finish with this hot girl so I ended up slanking instead.

by Ajax9994 March 27, 2015

Spank

To stealing something.

He got arrested for spanking some kid's bike.

by Phil Czaplicki October 26, 2005

spanker

A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.

That Gulliver sure is a total Spanker.

by champowski August 29, 2005