Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate

Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good

by Jenerkrn November 15, 2021

spit and dip

Where one person looks like another

hey dude, adam looks like the spit and dip of sideshowbob!

by Jamie the Wright January 30, 2009

Swallow my spit

To admit one's guilt

Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"

by IDK123IDK123IDK123IDK123 June 5, 2024

spits

Slang for oral sex, head.

A blowjob.

Guy 1: Yo did you end up getting with Krista last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave me the spits too.

Guy 1: Let’s goooo

by ericnieves01 September 18, 2019

Chocolate spit

mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth

Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?

by Jaden Mckenzie September 16, 2019

Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016