short boned

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.

It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Short kids

As small man useusuly with the name Zane or Dustin that has no friends and asked like a monkey

Short kids: I met up with a kid named Zane and he ruined my whole day.

by Big dick god December 7, 2016

short dick long nose

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick

Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!

by Sleezychicken February 10, 2017

ShortFuZeD

He's the smartest guy around go sub to him he is so cool and awesome and does not smell like butthole and feet if you disagree birds will peck your pp he is also my idol so cool guy

Wow that man is a shortfuzed

by ShortfuZeDTV January 1, 2021

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by HughMann45 October 4, 2022

Gage Shorter

A word used to describe fat gay kids, who attempt to act drunk but in reality sound retarded. The person tries to pick fights with others, but often pussies out and gives excuses of his absence to the fight.

"That guy just pulled a Gage Shorter."

by Koncrete July 26, 2009

Too short to live

The family from Little People, Big World, and the show. Also, any little people.

hey, did you see Too short to live the other night? That Jeremy is HOT!

by disptuff November 8, 2009