Sneaky Snek

When you are a Sneaky but you are also a Snek

“Woah you’re quite the Sneaky, Mr. Snek.”
“Yes, I am a Sneaky Snek.”

by Crispybear November 7, 2018

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sneaky maintenance

Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.

Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.

by Poets Extraordinaire J and M June 29, 2019

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Sneaky Turkish

When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore

Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?

Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish

by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024

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sneaky snue

Real sneaky sum bitch , very misleading often up to no good a real

She really left you at the park alone, fucking sneaky snue

by DavidWebster January 26, 2015

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Byron sneaky hombre

When you go to Byron Bay and have an amazing time, but on the way to the airport you get screwed. I.e. sex was great until just before you cum and she gives you a shit moustache

Mate, I had a ball on the trip but got the Byron Sneaky Hombre in the way to the airport

by Shep daddy May 17, 2021

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