Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

Sharpy

A piece of snot in your nose that you cultivate, usually whilst in the Australian outback or somehwere with exceptionally high amounts of dust which soon becomes a hard stalactite-like beast that typically stabs your nostril when you flare or aqueexe your nostrils.

Once picked they can be used in competitions to see who has lasted the longest with their sharpy.

"I gotta get this sharpy out, feels like a katana in my nostril"

by SubcommandanteAU October 31, 2006

sharpei

When you are a drama kid who's spot is taken over by two people who have no theater experience at all. Because this is obviously unfair, you are now seen as the villain just because you believe that you should have the main role in the Spring Musical.

Sharpei deserved better because she obviously was the better fit for the school musical. In fact, Troy and Gabriella were late to the callbacks and auditions.

by tqueen82 May 20, 2017

morning sharpner

Having a shot of hard liquor in the morning

You got a morning sharpner mate?

by jcd June 7, 2003

Sarphon

An awesome forsaken from the wow realm "The sha'tar"

Sarphon gave me a blowjobie last night!

by Sarphon December 5, 2009

salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).

so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.

by Boss Haole April 7, 2008

Shampoo

To massage, as in a head. noun

I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)

by Audrey Karper July 18, 2008