Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!
by Lemon39 November 3, 2020
Get the Satanmug. "I heard someone say Satan will go back to hell after the parade,"
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."
by Englot May 27, 2024
Get the Satanmug. by Satanic rituals September 21, 2021
Get the Satanmug. Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being
or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major
branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been
born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often
called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the
Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.
Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also
often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that
point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage
imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the
religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major
branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been
born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often
called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the
Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.
Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also
often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that
point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage
imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the
religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013
Get the Messianic Satanismmug. The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)
Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021
Get the Satan's Mouthwashmug. by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019
Get the deliver dark souls to Satanmug. 1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019
Get the Satanmug.