Santa

Used To Call People A Fat Fuck

Guy 1: Guy 2 You're Such A Santa!

by RAMENISNOTOFFLINEFORONCE November 13, 2023

Santa

stalks children/pedo can kill if feeling it. also not real.

Person 1: I think i'm being stalked...
person 2: it's santa

by bucklingshoes November 21, 2019

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018

Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018

Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho

Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch

by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018

Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.

6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!

by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021

Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in gasoline.

Last night Ryan and Jayla did a Santa scye while we were hanging out in McDonald’s

by scyescrazyassworld February 23, 2024