high five surprise

When you fist someone and once inside you open your hand, as if you were to high five someone.

So i was fistin this bitch and i gave her the ole High Five Surprise

by youknowhatimnotgonnagivemyname April 18, 2010

Marshmallow Surprise

A sex act where midway through intercourse the male defecates into a sock and shoves it into the females mouth.

guy: dude I gave my girlfriend a marshmallow surprise
guy2: nasty

by [Nex] February 22, 2009

Hamilton Surprise

A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.

"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"

by A|bomb June 3, 2009

Icarus Surprise

Much like the myth of Icarus, the consequences of being too daring and proud.

When a female (or male) is wearing a skirt, and the "Icarus" attempts to look up said skirt. He will then receive an "Icarus surprise" when his face is then urinated upon.

Bitch looked fine, so I took a peak up her skirt and got an Icarus surprise! So I kicked her down the stairs and broke her clavicles.

by St. Bootsy Collins January 9, 2007

Citrus Surprise

As a girl is giving you a blowjob, before you ejaculate, you grab half of an orange, squirt the juice into her eyes, and then proceed to blast your load into her mouth for collateral.

Guy 1: Dude, when I gave Becky a citrus surprise, she made me a fruit salad.
Guy 2: Sweet!

by thefng April 12, 2010

ep surprise

v, the act of fisting a guy or girl and leaving a surprise in their body

Doreen: Fist me baby
Jon: Ok, can I give you an ep surprise?
Doreen: Sure, Will does all the time. Make sure its thumb tacks or rusty nails

by #shakemyballs October 31, 2011

Smithsack Surprise

When a person, usually a persons landlord, makes them give them rent through sexual favors, usually involving to gay sacks on or near the persons face.

Oh man, I heard hampton was broke last month so he let his landlord give him the old smithsack surprise.

by Agent Peterson May 20, 2009