the act of recieving fallatio from a red headed individual who you believed to be female. when the red wig falls off in your hands you look like a baker holding a raspberry pie with a surprised look on his face.
The jarhead in the corner of the Bangkok bar is sad because he just recieved his first raspberry surprise.
by Big D January 29, 2004
Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018
John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?
by Dicky Big February 28, 2020
The act of taking a steamy shit(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter.
by TheSaunaMaster February 02, 2016
When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
by Cooncheese May 15, 2017
When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer September 27, 2016
by Sexyhaas6969 June 25, 2019