Citrus Surprise

As a girl is giving you a blowjob, before you ejaculate, you grab half of an orange, squirt the juice into her eyes, and then proceed to blast your load into her mouth for collateral.

Guy 1: Dude, when I gave Becky a citrus surprise, she made me a fruit salad.
Guy 2: Sweet!

by thefng April 12, 2010