cool story

when someone says something really weird. akward, or something no one cares, about, so you say cool story to be sarcastic and show that you didn't care.

"So I got buger king the other day cause my mom had a coupon for free whopper, buy one meal get one free. so I got my food and took it out to the truck. well I was driving and I wanted a drink of my coke. so I tore open one end of the straw paper and blew into that. And the paper shot off to the passenger side vent! Then I laughed and forgot about it" - Daniel

"Cool story" - Bri

by supbro!?! February 13, 2010

Storefront Jenius

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.

There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

Big-box store

Large, high-volume stores. I.e., Circuit City, IKEA, Target, Home Depot, Best Buy, etc.

The new shopping center outside of town has acres and acres of big-box stores.

by Tailspin October 18, 2003

piss up a storm

To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.

Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H October 17, 2004

Tanner Story

a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."

Example of a Tanner Story:

This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.

by Komrad Krunch January 19, 2009

vagina storm

A storm of female juices.

One night in the windy city, it wasn't the weather causing the problems it was Beth's vagina storm.

by Chamakios July 2, 2010

Cool Story, Bro

A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."

Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.

Cool story, bro.

by omggirl456 June 15, 2011