The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023
Get the Sweet Chocolate Starfish mug.A series of events to which a person will take a shit, let it crust, and rub peanut butter in their asshole. Another individual will then eat their ass out as if they were eating Reece’s pieces.
Cristian: I just finished taking a shit and now I’m gonna shove peanut butter up my ass!
Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
by Reece’s pieces May 6, 2024
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This is the kinda kiss u give your partner or friend when u get a cut somewhere. It is when u get ur but hole and kiss the cut with your chocolate starfish making the cut brown and red.
by bob the builderfdf February 4, 2026
Get the Down under chocolate starfish cut kiss mug.A health challenge and motivational movement created by Judd Joffre, inspired by the infamous "Ides of March" from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Beginning on March 15th — the same date a group of toga-wearing backstabbers took down the most powerful man in Rome — participants honor the occasion by brutally murdering their own bad eating habits. The weapon of choice? Willpower. The victim? Bread.
From March 15th through the end of the month, those who accept the challenge eliminate starchy foods — pasta, rice, potatoes, that dinner roll you absolutely did not need — and replace them with something that actually moves the needle on their health. It's not a forever thing. It's a start thing. A line in the sand. A moment where you look your sourdough loaf dead in the eyes and whisper, "Et tu, carbs?"
The Ides of Starch isn't about being perfect. It's about using one legendary date as a psychological gut-punch to finally get off the couch and onto a healthier path. Caesar didn't see it coming. Your gut will.
From March 15th through the end of the month, those who accept the challenge eliminate starchy foods — pasta, rice, potatoes, that dinner roll you absolutely did not need — and replace them with something that actually moves the needle on their health. It's not a forever thing. It's a start thing. A line in the sand. A moment where you look your sourdough loaf dead in the eyes and whisper, "Et tu, carbs?"
The Ides of Starch isn't about being perfect. It's about using one legendary date as a psychological gut-punch to finally get off the couch and onto a healthier path. Caesar didn't see it coming. Your gut will.
"I've been meaning to eat better since January, but The Ides of Starch is what finally got me to actually do it. Beware the dinner rolls."
by juddsmemphis March 9, 2026
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by Machxerro March 6, 2025
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