Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.

Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.

by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013

pseudo-smart

People pretending they are smart, but are not smart at all.

A team mate ready to kill any idea not coming from him/her with a lot of "we can't" arguments rather than focusing on "how can we", is pseudo-smart.

by YATT June 30, 2014

genital smashing

When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals

"That skank and her bf were genital smashing so fucking hard last night"

by HungoverDave March 31, 2015

Cloud Smack

When you blow you vape clouds when someone is not looking and it hits them in the face.

*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*

Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."

by VodkaMalibu May 28, 2016

dumb smartass

Dumb Smartass (not to be confused with smart dumbass) is someone who has horrible grades in school. However, outside of school they know everything and can tell you the square root of 6916541845383 in 5 seconds without a calculator

During test: Oh lord, I can't remember what countries Napoleon invaded
At home: Napoleon invaded Spain, And Russia among other countries after retaking France
His friend: What the f*** you couldn't remember that during the test you're such a Dumb Smartass

by ripdip December 11, 2018

Town smasher

Some one who goes around the town centre in large groups/ gangs then they usually wonder up onto the almighty Plymouth hoe and chug the large bottles of cheap cider or the classic Smirnoff! Once they are proper steaming the go around the town centre of Plymouth starting on people or smashing up shops/ things for entertainment, amusement or just cause they want to be ‘kin’ hard!

Plymouth’s City of ‘undefeated yutes think town smashers rule!’

by Garry Winthorpe 69 December 30, 2018

ian small boat

Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on water, it just capsizes.

salesman: so u wanna buy the ian small boat?
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis

by yetetetetetetetetetetteeeeeeet May 29, 2019