A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.
Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."
by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006
Get the Land Monster Slayer mug.A female who has an uncanny ability to attract males. Often there isn't a clear explanation for her success, but none the less, always seems to have great luck with the men. This is the opposite of the more rare and sought-after lady slayer.
Ashley: "Man, Allison always seems to have so much luck with guys I just don't get it."
Nate: "I know, she is such a man slayer."
Nate: "I know, she is such a man slayer."
by drmw July 31, 2009
Get the man slayer mug.Only the greatest fucking band ever made. The best drums, guitar, and vocals. It could be slow or fast, but either way it's fucking crazy. Listen to Reign In Blood or War Ensemble if you want to start a fucking riot.
by Joe Bachmeier August 26, 2005
Get the slayer mug.A very talented woman who has the power to out run a mans sex drive. Not only will she pleasure the man but her main focus is her climax as well. This woman is well described in the book After Burn By Zane. This dick slayer is hard to find and once she's found she might scare the male away. Her sex game is beyond a ten. & she can make you cum before her lips even touch the tip of your penis.
Her sensual body and luscious lips were already too many signs of a danger. But the way she seduced him quickly gave it away quickly that he was messing with a "Dick Slayer".
by NoBetterLove <3 December 23, 2008
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Get the slayed mug.The defeat of a thot in any way, shape, or form. Victory over a female who has done you or another dude wrong.
by It's that boooi February 1, 2018
Get the Thot Slaying mug.One who has mastered the art of fucking girls. Even when all odds are against you, even if she says no earlier in the night.....even if she says i would never ever fuck you....and then you end up fucking her so hard that the next person to pull you out of her will become the king of england. just like the sword in the stone , is the same as penis in the vag.
Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.
Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.
Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.
by professorOFpussy22 October 9, 2009
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