A person that smokes Pot or does other types of drugs.
A person that is imspired by getting high.
A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.
It makes sex better!!!!!!
A person that is imspired by getting high.
A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.
It makes sex better!!!!!!
Dude 1: Dude lets go smoke some pot man so i can watch that thing in the corner move around it looks like it is alive but i don't want to get to close it because it might crawl at me with its front leg.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.
by qzn August 4, 2009
Get the A Stoner mug.A name given to a person like, well, me. Stoners are often claimed as being wretched violent people when the fact is we aren't. Marijuana is a relaxant, therefore we are just chilled and tend to be generally slower than most. And to those people who claim they are real stoners because they smoke 3-5 times a day...Bro, get a life. You aren't a stoner, you just don't go out much. And also to those who believe that weed isn't as bad as a cigarette or alcohol..WRONG! Cannabis contains more chems than about 11 cigs. Nothing wrong with it though. So, light up, sit back, enjoy.
Me: Hey man, what's up?
Buddy: Nothin', how's the growing going?
Me: Not good, Alex fucking forgot to give me some more seeds, he wants his ganj so bad, he needs to hand me the seeds, bro.
Buddy2: ....I forgot, you sordid bastard.
Buddy: Nothin', how's the growing going?
Me: Not good, Alex fucking forgot to give me some more seeds, he wants his ganj so bad, he needs to hand me the seeds, bro.
Buddy2: ....I forgot, you sordid bastard.
by Cannan April 28, 2004
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blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam
by nnarcosis November 3, 2006
Get the pumkin scone with cream and jam mug.A person who gets "stoned" (high off cannabis) often. They're not always laid back and lazy as some people say they are.
by Crook November 29, 2004
Get the stoner mug.The stoner: smoking weed has made him forget about the important things in life and he wastes his time considering trivial self reflections of his condition.
The stoner wonders about useless truths such as: what is truth? He considers his own personal revelations to be of great significance to mankind - but they are all revelations that had been made before. Few cared at the time, and few care still.
The stoner often appreciates music, video games, film, art, poetry, food, history, religion, meditation, sleeping, and beautiful sunsets.
The stoner hates the Man because the Man made weed illegal.
The stoner wonders about useless truths such as: what is truth? He considers his own personal revelations to be of great significance to mankind - but they are all revelations that had been made before. Few cared at the time, and few care still.
The stoner often appreciates music, video games, film, art, poetry, food, history, religion, meditation, sleeping, and beautiful sunsets.
The stoner hates the Man because the Man made weed illegal.
Joe: Did you see Lucy? She has been staring at a flower for about twenty minutes.
Bob: What a stoner.
Bob: What a stoner.
by morpheous prime August 1, 2011
Get the Stoner mug.A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.
Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.
Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.
'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'
by TeaPee April 17, 2006
Get the sooner mug.A scrawny high school kid that dresses like a Goth but has theater kid friends. Known to smoke weed. Does absolutely no work for theater but actively distracts tech’s and actors.
by that tech kid January 12, 2005
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