Russian

To non-conviently do something. Similar to how Russia won the battles in WWII.

Give me a soup can, wires, and a hanger... I'm going to Russian up me a computer router.

by ninja288 July 15, 2011

Russian Albino Rhino

When 5 or more males ejaculate on top of one man's face. The semen should get in his eyes making them turn bloodshot and red. One man takes a solid shit on the man's nose, making it look like a horn. This procedure will make it look like an albino rhino. Russians partake in this sexual activity.

Some bros and I decided to do a Russian Albino Rhino last night! Sucks for that guy!

by Jason Boeck October 31, 2011

Russian missile

When a Russian Male pours a bottle of Smirnoff up his ass and then he shits it into a polish males mouth

Russian missile

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

orange russian

An Orange Russian is a cocktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.

Did you see that video of Donny on Facebook? Some chick gave him an orange russian!

by Dysentery Harry July 14, 2017

Russian Titty Fuck

A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).

I gave my girlfriend the old russian titty fuck.

by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006

russian firecracker

The act of pouring paprika on your penis, and then being on the reciving end of oral intercourse.

Dude I totally gave that bitch a russian firecracker

by Eddie Mendez May 27, 2006

Russian

1. A unit of measurment for vodka, or other highly alcoholic drinks.
2. Those who hail from the great nation of Russia (Which is part of the Soviet Union, which, despite popular belief, did not break up in the early 90's. You only think that! Muahahaha!).

1. I'll have 3 russian-fulls of vodka.
2. You Russian? I'm not! Asian power!

by detranova October 27, 2003