Yale Rule

The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.

"Greetings, my name is Throckmorton Q. Covington; pleased to meet you. I say, it's a fine day. It reminds me of when I was a young lad attending Yale...."

Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

Rule 36

There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

derp1: no way rule 36 applies to 2 girls 1 cup...
derp2:Did you know 2girls1cup was just a trailer?

by tarmaccc August 14, 2011

Banana Rule

The rule that states that while someone is eating a banana, no one can make eye contact with that person.

Jonathan: Don't look at me.
Walt: Why not?
Jonathan: Banana rule in effect.

by Doub J February 20, 2009

Ja Rule

A very nasty fungus that grows on the bottoms of feet, usually after consuming too much of an alcoholic beverage. It is green, moldy, and continues to reproduce itself in the swells and fat cells of your feet. The cure for Ja Rule is to go to your local doctor and get the pill "Tupac" perscribed to you.

"Friend 1: Yo man, i was clubbin' last night with my friend Fat Joe, and then Shaq came and stole his cheeseburger. Fat joe cried, so i took him home, then when i woke up, I had ja rule on my feet!"

"Friend 2: I've had ja rule before, you need to take a dose of tupac"

by Tyrell Jesse June 5, 2005

rule 34

If it exists or can be imagined, there's a porn of it.

guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!

by hentai-holic June 12, 2011

Rule Forty-two

As stated in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: "All persons more than a mile high, to leave the court."

Quote:

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.

'Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.

by arkizzle October 11, 2009

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009