Jadakis Royal

An amazing, caring, generous man. Someone who can be stubborn but overall is a great guy. Anyone would be lucky to be with a Jadakis Royal

"Aww look at that guy helping that lady across the road"

"That's a Jadakis Royal alright"

by The1theonlyTopG November 21, 2023

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

National Clash Royale Day

National clash Royale day. Just play some clash and nerf miner

“Hey man sorry for grabbing your balls I just couldn’t resist it. After all it is national clash Royale day and I use E Giant”

by Quandale (Oswald) Dingle March 30, 2022

royal sanction

The meanest nigga around

That man Royal Sanction godly asf.

by Official confirmation January 8, 2018

Viccy royale

If ur to lazy ot type victory

"bro guess what"
"what?"
"i got a viccy royale bro"
"damn bro thats cool"

by CordlessBog September 27, 2022

royal rimming

Using a post-rim-job moistened anus to "lick" a stamp before affixing it to a letter

I needed to send my mum a birthday card and did a royal rimming for the postage

by RoyalPostage January 21, 2024

Clash Royale

The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.

The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.

One Guy: Play Supercell!

Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?

One guy: Let me try it!

Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain

by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025