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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.
Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?
by Doping March 7, 2023
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Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.
Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"
by Spider647 October 25, 2023
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Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023
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Fucking Retarded Idiot-

Bill said to Jim hey man did you hear about that Fucking Retarded Idiot- Logan ward
by Logan’s biggest opp January 21, 2024
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semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).
He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/
by shubotheguy November 13, 2023
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Psychologically retarded

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded
by Badgirl24 December 9, 2023
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