plomantic relationship

the awkward in between friends and dating where you’re definitely more than friends but there’s no dating in sight

We’re definitely not going to date, but we don’t see each other as just friends. We’re in a plomantic relationship.

by boobsfart August 11, 2023

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

Toxic Relationship

Rain World

I have a toxic relationship with Rain World because I've broken 17 controllers over it and still love it.

by IzPixel September 17, 2023

statute of relations

The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.

P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"

by SLeepdepD August 27, 2010

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

don't hate relate

Just what it says. Telling haters to take a notch back and relate with whom they are hating on rather than being a hateful troll.

Hater: That guy is a total douchebag because he has way better skills than me.

Player: Bro, don't hate relate. Admire his great skills.

by human lab rat November 8, 2015

three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone

joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....

by hoochimama6969 April 22, 2016