urban redneck

someone utterly lacking in knowledge in modern urban navigation.

My old man doesn't use my ride's GPS to get around, he's still using a paper map or a Thomas Guide. Geez, he's such an urban redneck!

by Kevin Finkel December 7, 2007

redneck

only a redneck can call his or herself or others a redneck. someone who loves country music. must be from the south, and east of texas. not a prep!

lots are from middle georgia.

by catherine jackson September 22, 2005

Redneck

The song, "Confederate Fag", pretty much coins them up well:
Mama killed the baby
Now the daddy was in town
Drove up in his pickup truck
And buried her underground
The rebel force will save me
Pink panties all around
What they said was so unreal
I guess it was profound
When they said
Everybody?
Anybody?
somebody?
nobody!!
Mister Anti-Everything, atari stick in hand
Bat me on the forehead
So I could understand
He smeared his face with lipstick
And yelled and screamed real loud
Point in my direction
And rub semen on the crowd
When he said
Everybody?
anybody?
somebody?
nobody!!
Everyone needs a hero
Nobody needs a star
Will you still adore me
When I've gone way too far?
The rebel force will save me
they grabbed my little hand
Threw me in the pickup truck
Cause I don't understand...

The song, Confederate Fag, is quite lovely. You should download it illegally. It's by Jack Off Jill.

Wth is it with them and their refusal to believe the Civil War is over?

by Mariselita March 2, 2005

redneck

The name of a sore penis after repeated masturbation or rough sex.

While at the Catholic Trailer Park Private School for Boys, the teacher priest showed his students what a redneck looks like, and was arrested for child molestation, and private lewdness.

by The Little Kid May 31, 2006

redneck

A person from the country, primarily in the South. Appear to be less intelligent. Are very different from most Americans in their social beliefs.

That stupid redneck

by JCMoney May 4, 2004

redneck

American who lives in the southern states.
Hobbies include shooting everything that moves, war, drinking large volumes of whiskey, incest, NASCAR, talking about those 'damn yankees', working on the farm with ma and pa, country music and voting republican.
They are deeply religious, generally following the cult of the flag, which researchers have discovered can make rednecks feel 323% more patriotic on sight.
The male of the species is clearly in charge, and discipline is carried out using fists, often after a session of tradtional drinking.
Woman are usaully religious, praising jesus regularly, and have only 2 jobs. Give the man a son and act as a long term punchbag.
Children are identified by the name 'junior' since in 1 family all males have the same name (presumably so its easy to remember).

I aint no god damn redneck!
You be staying away from my daughters now ya hear me!?!

by Russell Wilson October 2, 2005

Redneck Mudslide

When a man is fucking a girl from behind with a chew in. He proceeds to dip spit on her back and watch it slide all the way down to her butt crack. Preferably he will pull out and bust on her back...avoiding the mudslide and starting an avalanche all at once.

I started a big redneck mudslide on Lucy last night. But don't worry, I avoided it.

by S and S Sauce December 20, 2008