putinist

Someone who made a series of blunders in quick succession.

Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!

by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022

Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

puting

- a chinese name meaning a graceful botanical living by a tributary, like a tall grass or flower swaying in the wind with resilience, at the place where small merges with vastness
- playfully surreal; exuberant and grounded in being; trim and structured with a softness
- iconic with a twist; change-maker and pace-setter; rebellion in service to the whole

- she is empathy, she is critical thinking, she is brave. she is research, she is the voice of someone too scared to speak up for themselves. and she is valid despite, and in the midst of, all the confusion and self doubt. she is puting.
- spending time with you was a sanctuary, a ritual, an honoring, a brightness! you are puting.

by voice of umami June 28, 2023

puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

a nice and long sentence to charm someone

you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)

by elixcr December 12, 2023

putinesca

The Russian cream sauce that is a mixture of ejaculate and saliva and maybe some gastric content. It's usually made in abundance by a Dom top for their sub bottom surrogates.

Not to be confused with santorum.

Trump, that putinesca is dripping down your chin. Your Russian asset-ship is showing.

by CafeFiend March 15, 2025

Ah-Putinistic

State of mind when a person, generally the head of big superpower country blames the head of a big superpower country of being a war monger after having destroyed 4 countries in war.

Vlad - I am going to disarm and demilitarize krane
Joe - This is bad, you are a war monger
Vlad - Dont be Ah-Putinistic, you did the same in Eyerack and Afpak

by Amitized March 4, 2022

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024