Poophub

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by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025

Poophoria

The sensation of relief and happiness after a big poo.

Man, that was a massive dump. I feel Poophoria.

by Lilnathe September 30, 2025

Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

Porch Porn

noun

Also Porch-porn, Porchporn

1. The act of setting up a glitter bomb, dye trap, or any other “gotcha” decoy package on your doorstep for the sole purpose of filming a porch pirate getting humiliated — then uploading the footage for clout, moral superiority, and a little sparkly revenge.

2. Vigilantism rebranded as content creation. A suburban spectator sport where petty theft becomes a viral kink for people who get their dopamine from watching someone explode in glitter instead of personal growth.

3. The digital-age stocks: you bait the thief, the thief takes the bait, the internet gets a show, and everyone pretends it’s about justice instead of views.

“Bro, stop doomscrolling Porch Porn. You’re starting to think glitter counts as law enforcement.”

by APedant December 5, 2025

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Back Porch Tummy Lifter

Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.

Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!

by Lumpuckeroris April 16, 2009

smoky porkhouse

When you are fucking in a car with the windows closed and the heat up. It gets sweaty and musty when you are laying pipe.

Damn last night my gf’s parents were home so we drove to the abandoned lot and turned the car into a smoky porkhouse.

by SafeSportsINC May 12, 2018